I was reborn on New Year's Eve
AND I FEEL LIKE SHIT!!!
My afterbirth got all over my shirt
I incubated in a bathtub, with the curtain drawn,
Born of myself,
I have no mother,
But family visited when they had to piss
"Hello...WAAAH!!!" "PSSSS!!!"
I love you all
Thank you
But I'd like to crawl back into the hole
How about yours?
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
Eighteen years later
I have the potential
To be a great nothing
Stick me back in the fucking hole!