We had a tight
bunch in 1920. Everyone assumed Speaker was managing the club,
but it was really me. All the dudes on the team thought Tris was
an asshole. He was friends with Cobb, who we all hated, and never
tried to befriend any of us. Me, Wambsganss and Coveleski were
always beefing with him, and showing him up in front of the team.
The last straw was when he had his buddy "Sub" Mays
from the Yanks pitch inside to our own Ray Chapman. He was pissed
at Chapman for screwing his sister. Anyway, Ray froze as the ball
approached and the fastball caught him square on the tater.
On his death bed the next day Chappie gave me his ClePunk T-shirt.
Now I'm fucking Speaker's sister.