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last Gordon Solie Motherfuckers show was at Speak in Tounges.
There were around 350 - 400 (this may be a little low) people
stuffed in the place and 75% of them were not from Cleveland.
There were a few people who drove from Texas and people who
flew in from all over including rumors of some there from Sweeden.
Before Gordon Solie went on another band played and there were
so many fire works that you could not see the stage from the
back of the club much less breath. Some moron decided it would
be a good idea to set off a military issue smoke bomb right
by the door so the building had to be evacuated before they
even played. Once they went on, all fucking hell broke loose.
Uprooted shrubs were flying, people were everywhere, and there
were about 30 people on stage, hiding trying to avoid getting
hit with shit. Tony did a juice job and went a little too deep
and had blood every where, he had a shirt wrapped around his
head to avoid bleeding to death. Oh yeah, at this point fire
works were forbidden and people were told that if ANY more went
off the show was over. Max from 625 (who put out some of the
Gordon Solie stuff) went off with a bottle of hot sauce causing
chemical burns on a couple of people on probably helping Tony's
head by cauterizing (spelling?) the wound a little bit. Some
kid climbed on top of the speakers with nothing but his underwear
and a jock strap on with fire works attached to the jock strap.
He lit them and attacked Tony and knocked him out cold. (yes,
it is on video) The drummer and a couple of other people jumped
up and attempted to scrape Tony off the floor. By this time
Tony came to and played it off. Once they got Tony in sort of
an upright position he attacked the crowd. Gordon Solie played
awful at that show but they definitely lived up to their image.
When they were done there was more shit on the stage than I
have ever seen, it was waist high. Tony then drove himself to
the emergency room. I wish I could have seen the look on their
faces....littlefish |
