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The Slapstick Miracle:
The Clocks were a very unique band, in that before every band practice we would play tennis on a next door court until it got dark... then go inside and run through the set. That has nothing to do with this story. There always seemed to be chics hanging out at practice, which always made practice a little more fun, but also has nothing to do with this story. But one night was most special. We were sitting in the kitchen of Arnie's house where we practiced out in Painsville. There was a potted plant sitting on the window ledge right above where Dave, goofing around with Titch I think, went slamming into the wall under the window and slid down the wall so he was now sitting on the floor... JUST as the potted plant came off its perch, falling like a smart bomb square on the top of Dave's head, cracking the pot and leaving poor Lonesome Cowboy Dave sitting there with soil covering his face and a busted up plant perched perfectly on top of his head. That moment was forever then known as the Slapstick Miracle... and was maybe the reason for all that on-stage psychobabble.
(Chas Smith)
Back in 1981,The Clocks were my favorite local band. They played at a place called The Warehouse, down,next to the Pirates Cove. I didn't know the names of the guys in the band, but, knew the value of a dollar. We would "party" at the "crib" on E. 81st St.; get primed; plenty of free parking in the flats, back in those days. Walk Right In, Sit Right Down. Baby! Let your mind go wild. I very much appreciated their rhythm and their humor,among other things; their sense of harmony, and candor. That was about the time I was sent UP THE RIVER to THE BIG HOUSE in Mansfield, As a result of a misspent youth. When I returned to riverside, around 1984, I did not recognize the place! They had turned it into a bad scene from ANIMAL HOUSE.

(Lenny Hoffman)


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